Unfocused Fish

Crazy, Random Geek who likes just about everything.

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Samuel L. Jackson
Go the F--k to Sleep

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The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jackson

Before you fall asleep tonight, just listen to this

Just imagine Nick Fury reading this to Thor so he can fall asleep

I always reblog this on principle but the Avengers context puts a whole new spin on things

I don’t know the Avengers DON’T KILL ME but this is great, dear goodness.

Someone PLEASE draw Thor tucked into bed while Nick sits next to him and reads this. PLEASE. 

OR Nick reading it to Loki while he’s in the prison.

Defiantly something Nick would read to Loki while he’s in prison, the images of it in my mind are so hilarious.

(Source: theguidinglight, via thescarletnoodle)

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George Michael
Careless Whisper

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So I might be reading too much frostiron.  In my defense: “We’re just dancers. Just dancin’.”

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF

Excuse me while I die of laughter.

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